I started nodding off when I tried paying attention to the rest of resort, so I decided just to throw in the towel and take a long nap until couture season began.
But when I woke up, my daydreams of damsels in distress, black and white gangsters' molls, and nightmares of flesh eating tweed, and visions of hideous eighties proportions, were all real. This was a strange season in couture.
I wanted to randomly select the looks on the runway, but my eyes are too biased towards the good and the bad. So I'm going to judge what the models of the moment were wearing.
Our first girl is Snejana Onopka, the New More Eastern European Gemma Ward.
In Chanel: NASTY
Lacroix: FUR CUTE
Givenchy: AU REVOIR RICARDO
Dior: LAME IS LAME WITH AN ACCENT
Valentino: THE BLIND CAN DESIGN